Obsessive Lurker

My two favorite things…

If Thor Met Pikachu.

garyoldmanisawesome:

I’ll.. I’ll just..

I’ll.. I’ll just..

#bring me some of this fine Pop-Tarts Thor said #bring me lots of ALCOHOL Tony said. #Bring me some corn flakes Bruce said #bring me something to eat Steve said #bring me some tampax Natasha said #IT’LL BE QUICK THEY SAID. #Fuck you. #You’re all getting some hot dog buns. #That is all.

time-to-take-over-midgard:

manafromheaven:

vangoghgoghgirl:

therivanqueen:

perfection

im making this part of my blog forever

omg let me die so slowly omg omg omg

Better than the original.

onceuponasuperwholock:

Whoever thinks up of these things is a friggin genius.

captain-thornicator:

kasienkanikki:

eyes-like-cyanide:

BEST CROSSOVER COMPARISON EVER.

my conclusion: Jo is Eomer

Avengers pick up lines:

Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you. 
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning". 
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean. 
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe. 
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark. 
Loki: kneel.

sacharrine:

buckbeakhatesron:

marrymemalfoy:

mhilton215:

I’m just, oh my god. I’m bawling.

OH GOD..

swing-set-in-december:

best road trip ever? or greatest?

ninemoons42:

hemsworthss:

Jeremy Renner with Steel Panther - Don’t Stop Believin’

Holy. Fucking. SHIT.

I mean, is there anything Renner cannot sing?!

ninemoons42:

Nice faces, boys.

sowhat-youngwildfree:

deductism:

foxintwilight:

slugbox:

dee-lane-ee:

dumbfuckery:

JESUS i want to cry

Omg

OMG WTF I just kinda giggled during this. But at the end I just totally lost it omg.

i don’t

what

SOBBING

HAHAHHAHAHAHHA OHH MY GOD

A great book should leave you with many experiences, and slightly exhausted at the end. You live several lives while reading.

“

—	William Styron (via gildings)

the-absolute-best-posts:

myinsanebrain:

FAVORITE HIMYM MOMENT: ONE PER EPISODE → 4.09

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itspartofmyjealousy:

nuditea:

because glee

doesn’t have

fans

it has

prisoners

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